{"id":9457,"date":"2024-09-09T04:37:16","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T03:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/?p=9457"},"modified":"2024-09-09T04:37:18","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T03:37:18","slug":"philosophie-de-lhaltere-ego-chroniques-de-la-salle-de-sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/?p=9457","title":{"rendered":"Philosophie de l\u2019Halt\u00e8re-Ego – Chroniques de la salle de sport."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Par Sven Larsonn (www.sauvesparlekong.com)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Trop de gens font trop de sport autour du peu de toi. R\u00e9veil. Prise de conscience. Revanche sur le destin : alternative de l\u2019halt\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un poids deux mesures, deux poids \u00e0 l\u2019usure, surmoi sur-mesure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019ivresse po\u00e9tique ne peut s\u2019acheter dans un distributeur de boissons prot\u00e9in\u00e9es go\u00fbt melon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toute la po\u00e9sie d\u2019une salle de fitness gym r\u00e9side dans l\u2019orang\u00e9 du papier craquel\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Penser \u00e0 rajouter la courbe d\u2019un fessier callipyge pour obtenir de la litt\u00e9rature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le philosophe interroge ce qui va de soi, le po\u00e8te s\u2019\u00e9merveille, l\u2019enfant aussi. Le bodybuilder d\u00eene de prot\u00e9ines. Et son rictus satisfait dissipe toute tentative m\u00e9taphysique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab Spinoza \u00bb et \u00ab fitness \u00bb sont oxymoriques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019Ethique \u00e0 le go\u00fbt du melon. Synth\u00e9sie hors sujet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jeu de miroirs – regards – passion de soi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiasme de l\u2019auto-Sainte-satisfaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Temps de pr\u00e9paration (ne pas confondre avec \u00e9chauffement), raie sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9 et changement vestimentaire plus long que l\u2019exercice en lui-m\u00eame. Orgueil \u00c9cueil. Callisth\u00e9nie de l\u2019esth\u00e9tique et non du bon go\u00fbt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le volume sonore des halt\u00e8res l\u00e2ch\u00e9es au sol est inversement proportionnel \u00e0 l\u2019intensit\u00e9 de l\u2019effort de celui qui vient de les jeter. Note pour maintenant : il veut absolument faire partager ce brouhaha \u00e0 brouhou-tout-le-monde…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Musculation – miroirs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Confiance en soi. Bonheur de soi. Joie de soi \u00e0 propager. Tocard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A la \u00ab fitness gym \u00bb l\u2019aiguille de l\u2019horloge tourne contre la motivation, et se fend de clins d\u2019heures durant les quelques secondes transies de sueur. L\u2019aiguille est ton ennemie. Toutes blessent, la derni\u00e8re pue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Juste sauter \u00e0 pieds joints c\u2019est de l\u2019 \u00ab air corde \u00e0 sauter \u00bb. M\u00eame mouvement, m\u00eame effort, \u00e9conomie d\u2019\u00e9chelle. Pas d\u2019\u00e9chelle \u00e0 acheter non plus. \u00c9conomie tout court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est certifi\u00e9. Toutes les expertises convergent: on ne verra jamais l\u2019envol d\u2019une nu\u00e9e de pigeons de la place San Marco dans une salle de fitness gym climatis\u00e9e. Les pigeons d\u00e9testent contredire les experts. C\u2019est pour quoi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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