{"id":11818,"date":"2026-10-09T01:41:38","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T00:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/?p=11818"},"modified":"2026-10-09T01:42:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T00:42:22","slug":"cow-boy-et-dragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/?p=11818","title":{"rendered":"Cow-boy et dragons\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Portes d\u2019Ivoire et de cornes (I)\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Par Sven Larsonn (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sauvesparlekong.com\">www.sauvesparlekong.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fred sauvage, le r\u2019Voila. On sait tous, on conna\u00eet, il d\u00e9barque. Sh\u00e9rif. Cauchemar. Cow-boy argent\u00e9. Ranch. Crabe. Saloon. M\u00e9tastase.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Son flingue gros plan synecdoque et Peggy Sue qui ramasse, elle nettoie. Mais elle est debout. De ouf. Elle le regarde. Droit. Les Yeux.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les oscillations cardio-gramment et \u00e7a injecte du souffle et de la vie, \u00e7a fumasse. Coup de feu. Coup de th\u00e9\u00e2tre. Cardio. Coma, Crabe, \u00e7a se joue dans l\u2019effleurement des joues, Peggy Sue le sait.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il y a ce couloir dans lequel je me perds,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In\u00e9vitable couloir dans lequel je me perds, tu me suis? Je ne te connais pas Pauline. Larme. Hoquet. Mais phrase, Peggy Sue le fait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elle passe \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9. Flash. Micro. Battements de cils. Papillons. \u00c0 l\u2019autre bout de la plan\u00e8te. Elle dit, elle fait, elle bute. Pauline est une femme debout et on entend tous les Debout! dans les ondes qui s\u2019abouchent et crucifient.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pauline est debout, Jean Charles vit dans les ondes, via son truchement, Jean-Charles est presque vivant. Debout d\u2019vant Fred cow-boy et ses injonctions de cr\u00e8ve la mort, des r\u00e9missions la blague. Elle est debout Pauline, elle nous touche. Et Jean-Charles a une bouche.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Portes d\u2019Ivoire et de cornes (I)\u00a0 Par Sven Larsonn (www.sauvesparlekong.com) Fred sauvage, le r\u2019Voila. On sait tous, on conna\u00eet, il<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":11817,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11819,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11818\/revisions\/11819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.traitdunionmag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}